To Heck With Old Santa Claus
Written and recorded by Loretta Lynn
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To heck with old Santa Claus
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Last year I hung my stocking by the chimney
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And old Santa didn't bring me anything
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Well I wrote a note and I told him what to bring me
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But I didn't even hear his sleigh bells ring
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So to heck with old Santa Claus
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When he goes dashing through the snow I hope he falls
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I'd like to hit him in his ho ho ho with a bunch of big snowballs
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To heck with old Santa Claus
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This year I'll build a big fire in the fireplace
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I'll be like a little pig I read about
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If that big fat whooping red comes down my chimney
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He's a-gonna scorch his whiskers there's no doubt
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Yeah to heck with old Santa Claus