I Never Went To Bed With An Ugly Woman
recorded by Bobby Bare
written by Royal C. Bannon
C F
I serve my time loosing track of the wine
C F
Looking through red eyes that's blue
C G7
Holding on till the very last song
F G7 C
Trying to make up my mind who to choose
F
Chasing a dream in a whiskey world
C F
Down the neon avenue
C G7
To I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman
F G7 C
But I sure woke up with a few
F C
Ain't it funny how the liquor and the flicker of a candle
F C
Makes you see it from a different view
G7
Oh I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman
F G7 C
But I sure woke up with a few
F
I've made more than one morning laying there groaning
C F
Crying Lord what did I do
C G7
A-hanging my head as I slipped from the bed
F G7 C
Trying hard not to leave any clues
F
When I start out the evening I'm being selective
C F
But I'll take anything after two
C G7
Oh I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman
F G7 C
But I sure woke up with a few
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