Grandma got run over by a reindeer chords

Grandma got run over by a reindeer 



    C

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,

                                                                  F

walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve.

                                                              C

You can say there's no such thing as Santa.

      G                                              C        - Bb - F - C

but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.



      - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  G

1. She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,

                                                 C

    and we'd begged her not to go,

                                             F

    but she'd forgot her medication,

                    G                                                C

    and she staggered out the door into the snow.



Am                                                 Em

    When we found her Christmas mornin,'

G                                   C

    at the scene of the attack,

C                                             F

    she had hoof prints on her forehead,

                G                                              C

    and incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.      +  CHORUS



      - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -    G

2. Now we’re all so proud of Grandpa,

                                           C

    he's been takin' this so well,

                                               F

    see him in there watchin' football,

                   G                                                   C

    drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.



Am                                          Em

    It's not Christmas without Grandma,

G                                          C

    all the family dressed in black.

C                                             F

    and we just can't help but wonder :



                       G                                                C

    Should we open up her gifts or send them back ?      +  CHORUS



      - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  G

3. Now the goose is on the table.

                                             C

    and the pudding made of fig,

                                       F

    and a blue and silver candle,

                      G                                                               C

    that would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.



Am                                                Em

    I've warned all my friends and neighbors,

G                                           C

    "Better watch out for yourselves."

C                                           F

    They should never give a license,

             G                                                           C

    to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.     +  CHORUS



    D

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,

                                                                  G

walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve.

                                                              D

You can say there's no such thing as Santa.

      A                                              D - A - D

but as for me and Grandpa, we belie.......ve.



(spoken: )Merry Christmas !



(orig. = capo 4th)     (Dr. Elmo)